For my lesson on sarcasm, the main goal was to have them understand sarcastic intonation and practice speaking. Virtually all Americans are terribly sarcastic, so I felt it was a useful thing to know.
Here's the scene:
Scene: A kid is listening to loud rap music on the stereo in his dirty bedroom. His mother and father knock loudly on the door.
Dad: Matthew!
Son does not hear, dances around the room.
Mom: Matthew!
Son does not hear.
Mom opens door and puts her hands on her hips. Dad follows Mom.
Mom: WHAT’S THAT NOISE?
Son: (yelling): MOM YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS! IT’S THE BEASTIE BOYS!
Dad turns off the stereo.
Mom: Jealous? Yes, I’m jealous of your excellent taste in music.
Son: I know. You wouldn’t barge in here all the time if you weren’t.
Mom: You should really listen to your music louder. I’ve heard it’s good for your ears.
Son: Very funny, Mom.
Dad: Your room looks great right now. Did you vacuum in here?
Mom: It smells great too. Are you using a new cologne?
Son: Yeah. It’s called “week-old tuna sandwich.”
Dad: Don’t get smart with your mother, mister! You’re cruisin’ for a brusin’!
Son: Sorry, Mom
Dad: That’s it! Clean your room right now!
Son moves very slowly to pick up a shirt off the ground.
Mom: Slow down, you’re working so fast you might hurt yourself.
Dad: Yeah don’t strain yourself.
Son fakes an injury.
Son: Owww my back!
Dad: You have until 7 pm to make this place cleaner than a soap factory. If you don’t do it, we’re signing you up for the army and you’re going to Iraq.
Mom: And another thing: I’ll kick you outta my home if those are the clothes you’re gonna wear
Dad: And I’ll kick you outta my home if you don’t CUT THAT HAIR!
Son drops jaw.
I had a few minutes left, so I played the song for them and passed out the lyrics. It was a fun day.
We studied how to use continuous tenses the next day, I swear.